I don’t believe in small talk. If any of these questions apply to you, I dare you to answer them in 4 questions. 

Panque FAQs

Why are you single?

1. Your mom dumped me.
2. I dumped your dad.
3. Hiding from your son.
4. I fall in love fast.

Why are you celibate?

1. If we slept together, I’d dream scary details about your past lovers. I know their names and traumas. It’s like being haunted by a living ghost. Next thing you know, we’re processing your trauma together when all I want is to be a cutie patootie princess eating breakfast in bed.
2. I fear losing my peace. 
3. I refuse to have sex with broke hoes- monetarily, spiritually, or broke in any meaningful way (values, integrity, palabra, community, etc).
4. Sexual health has to mean as much to the other person as it does to me.

Do you believe in romance?

1. I’m a poet.
2. I find love everywhere, in all things.
3. I’ve glanced at an old couple and yearned for what they have.
4. My whimsical nature shackles me to romance.

Will you ever get married again?

1. First instinct is no.
2. But the truth is.
3. If God told me to do it. 
4. Yes. I’d listen.